Zen Pigs Funnies. Adapted & Illustrated by Mark Purtill. ©1995 Berglund Feature Syndicate.

Panel 7: That night, Onami sat in meditation, trying to imagine himself as waves. He though of many things, of cabbages and kings.

Panel 8: Ahem. Gradually, he turned more and more to the feeling of the waves.

Panel 9: As the night drew on, the waves got larger and larger. Even the Buddha from the temple was swept away.

Panel 10: In the morning, Hakuju found Onami meditating. `You are those waves now. Nothing can disturb you.' he oinked.

Panel 11: The same day, Onami entered the wrestling tournament and won.

Panel 12: After that, no one in Japan could beat him.